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Will performance specs matter when autonomy reigns?
For those of us who consider ourselves “Car People” performance often tops the list of importance. We like being shifted about and smashed into the back of our seats. Time, speed, torque and power number data influence our opinion of a car. Will autonomy wipe that out?
My guess is yes, performance is doomed.
In a future where we summon a shared vehicle and sit in a passenger seat while it navigates to our desired destination, we won’t pay attention to the road, much less to how much performance is packed between the wheels. When riding in an autonomous vehicle, comfort and atmosphere will be the only qualities we critique. We’ll want our transportation to be clean, quiet, and accommodating. The only speed you’ll be concerned with is the internet connection. Time will be a matter of punctuality, not zero to sixty.
Outside of the track, does performance really matter? No, but also, heck yes!
A top speed of 155 mph is not a realistic requirement for the vast majority of people. 85 or 90 mph is easily the upper limit of where any non-professional driver should explore. You’re a lunatic and a hazard if you’re exceeding 90 on a public road.
Don’t get mad, driving enthusiasts, I’m still on your side. There are other performance elements that are very important, practical, and arguably necessary. For example, everything else that a Tesla Model S P90DL has to offer. I’m talking about that torque-tastic ludicrous acceleration. I like to think of it as a safety feature. Not sure that the cruisers on the highway will let you merge from the on-ramp? Overtake them. Are you in that semi’s blind spot and about to get cut off? Better speed up quickly. Feeling drowsy? Punch it for an instant shot of adrenaline. Is a pack of performance athlete zombies coming your way? Better toggle on Bioweapon Defense Mode, and get moving!
But you know what? These examples only remain relevant while humans are still partially driving. It seems likely that we will reach a point in which it only makes sense for regulators to ban inherently unsafe human drivers, requiring us all to rely on shared autonomous fleets.
I don’t think we should view the end of performance models as a bad thing. We won’t even notice their absence outside of the motor sports realm, similar to how we rarely find ourselves wondering, “where did all of the horse drawn carts go?” today. The absence of “performance” will usher in an era of efficiency. Computers can optimize energy use much better than any human can. We are generally too disconnected, impatient, and emotional behind the wheel.
For those of us still wanting some motoring thrills and adrenaline in the future, we’ll just have to visit a track where a performance vehicle belongs and can really test its limits. This is an overlooked variable in the current safety equation. Removing human piloted performance vehicles will help keep future traffic safe and predictably reliable.
Elon Musk has been pretty open about the idea of FSD being the difference maker for Tesla’s future.
If Tesla succeeds in achieving FSD, it could become the world’s most valuable company. If it doesn’t, then the company would not be able to reach its optimum potential.
FSD Supervised’s safety benefits:
- But even if FSD is still not perfect today, FSD Supervised is already making a difference on the roads today.
- This was highlighted in Tesla’s Q4 2024 Vehicle Safety Report.
- As per Tesla, it recorded one crash for every 5.94 million miles driven in which drivers were using Autopilot technology.
- For comparison, the most recent data available from the NHTSA and FHWA (from 2023) showed that there was one automobile crash every 702,000 miles in the United States.
This morning, Tesla FSD proved to be an absolute godsend. I had to take my brother-in-law to the hospital in Sugar Land, TX, which is 40 miles away, at the ungodly hour of 4 AM. Both of us were exhausted, and he was understandably anxious about the surgery.
— JC Christopher (@JohnChr08117285) January 29, 2025
The convenience of…
FSD user’s tale:
- As per an FSD user’s post on social media platform X, FSD Supervised was able to help him drive a relative to a medical facility safely even if he was exhausted.
- During the trip, the driver only had to monitor FSD Supervised’s performance to make sure the Tesla operated safely.
- In a vehicle without FSD, such a trip with an exhausted driver would have been quite dangerous.
- “This morning, Tesla FSD proved to be an absolute godsend. I had to take my brother-in-law to the hospital in Sugar Land, TX, which is 40 miles away, at the ungodly hour of 4 AM. Both of us were exhausted, and he was understandably anxious about the surgery.
- “The convenience of sending the hospital’s address directly from my iPhone to my Tesla while still inside my house, then just a single button press once inside, and 40 miles later we were precisely in front of the hospital’s admissions area.This experience really underscores just how transformative this technology can be for society,” Tesla owner JC Christopher noted in his post.
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There are few things that prove an enthusiast’s love towards a company more than a dedicated short film. This was highlighted recently when YouTube’s SoKrispyMedia posted a 10-minute action movie starring Optimus, Tesla’s humanoid robot, as well as several of the company’s most iconic products.
The video:
- Shot like a Hollywood action flick, the video featured a rather humorous plot involving a group of thieves that mistakenly targeted a Tesla Model 3 driver.
- The Model 3 driver then ended up speaking to Tesla for assistance, and some high-octane and high-speed hijinks ensued.
- While the short film featured several Tesla products like the Model 3, Superchargers, and the Cybertruck, it is Optimus that truly stole the show.
- Optimus served several roles in the short film, from an assistant in a Tesla office to a “robocop” enforcer that helped out the Model 3 driver.
Future Robo-cop @Tesla_Optimus
— SOKRISPYMEDIA (@sokrispymedia) January 12, 2025
full video: https://t.co/TXpSRhcP5K pic.twitter.com/YFHZ7siAP7
Cool inside jokes:
- The best Tesla videos are those that show an in-depth knowledge of the company, and SoKrispyMedia definitely had it.
- From the opening scenes alone, the video immediately poked fun at TSLA traders, the large number of gray Tesla owners, and the fact that many still do not understand Superchargers.
- The video even poked fun at Tesla’s software updates, as well as how some Tesla drivers use Autopilot or other features without reading the fine print in the company’s release notes.
- The video ended with a tour de force of references to Elon Musk products, from the Tesla Cybertruck to the Boring Company Not-a-Flamethrower, which was released back in 2018.
Check out SoKrispyMedia’s Tesla action short film in the video below.
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Tesla definitely seems to be determined to release the coolest lineup of accessories for its coolest vehicle. As could be seen in an update to the Tesla Shop, the electric vehicle maker has now launched a metal key card for the Cybertruck—because why not?
Cybertruck keys:
- The Cybertruck, similar to Tesla’s other vehicles, is shipped with a regular key card.
- The vehicle could also be accessed and locked through a phone key.
- As per the Cybertruck’s Owner’s Manual, the all-electric pickup truck is capable of supporting a total of 19 keys.
The Cybertruck’s Metal Key Card:
- Tesla’s Cybertruck Metal Key Card functions much like the vehicle’s regular key card, but it is finished using premium stainless steel
- As per Tesla’s description of the item:
- “Convenient, durable, versatile. The Cybertruck Metal Key Card is a premium stainless-steel alternative to our traditional plastic key cards, making it easy to access your Cybertruck without your Phone Key. Ideal for when your phone is unavailable or when sharing your vehicle with a friend or valet.”
- The Cybertruck Metal Key Card costs $60.
- In comparison, the Cybertruck’s regular key card is sold for $40.
- The Cybertruck Metal Key Card comes with the metal key card itself, as well as a bifold key card wallet.
Tesla Cybertruck merch push:
- Being the company’s most eye-catching vehicle, it is no surprise that that Tesla has been releasing quite a lot of merchandise inspired by the all-electric pickup truck.
- These include a $250 levitating Cybertruck model, as well as a $35 Cybertruck wind-up racer, both of which are out of stock.
- Tesla also sells the $35 “CyberMug,” a $40 “CyberStein,” and a $50 “CyberVessel.”
- Other Cybertruck-inspired merchandise are the $60 Cyberwhistle Stealth, and the $50 CyberOpener.
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